I'm at some sort of nightclub/venue and am being asked to perform. I have a beautiful new back tattoo-- lots of flowers and vines. My friend Charlie gave it to me. As I look more closely at it in the mirror, I see that Charlie has signed it with all of his contact information (name, profession, email address, website). I get really upset that I have a business card tattooed on my back.
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